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Earlier today, Courtney Love opened her cellar door, and guess what came spilling out...

Princesses with weapons, soup

Sadly, these pageant girls can't be drafted, because they happen to be only children.

Primp, preen and beautify your funny and original captions for this week's Caption Pageant! Leave your captions below as comments for the opportunity to live vicariously through your words for personal gain. Best caption wins a Soup t-shirt.