Mark Wilson/Getty ImagesI swear, between Sarah Palin's hairiness (both political and otherwise) and the glitzy Emmys show, those who are suffering like mad are being forgotten between Obama and McCain's latest grasping sound bites and whatever free grub and statuettes celebs are being showered with. Yeah, all that stuff's fun as merde to report on, but while our attention's on the former, let's give our bucks to those still suffering from the fury of hurricane Ike. Please go to the McCormick Foundation and donate some green, if you can, whatever you can. I just did, 'cause sometime natures pisses us off just as much as Hollywood does. Fabulously, McCormick has set up its own relief campaign in support of nonprofit organizations providing disaster relief and recovery services to those affected. The foundation will even match the first $2 million raised at 50 cents on the dollar, nice deal. And your money goes entirely to those in need, no paper work, no administrative costs, and certainly no stolen drugs from those who need them, just like Cindy McCain has been known to do. Ouch, did I just say that? Well, it is the Morning Piss, darlings, get real.