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Executed by culinary wizards and artistically gifted deep-fryers, a new trend nods to the happy gluttony of our time by fusing together what we consume the most: Celebrity culture and saturated fats.
There's no twice-baked Beyoncé potato with a side of deep-fried Donald Trump coconut balls, yet! But grab your iPad and my eating pants, because here comes a Ryan Gosling pancake:
1. Ryan Gosling Is Two-Dimensional
Katherine Kalnes
2. The Other White President's Meat
3. Never Say Cleaver
4. Heart Murmur Hotel
5. The Milking of Jeremy Lin
So what'll you have, then?