Jennifer Lopez Looks Eggzactly Wrong on American Idol

On last week's show, J.Lo wore an outfit that seemed to be channeling her inner bird

It looked like Jennifer Lopez was ready to hatch a rising star in this strapless, white, sequined, Blumarine dress last week. She debuted it on stage with fellow American Idol judges, Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson for the show's Season 11, Top 12 Guys Live Performance Show in Hollywood.

The sexy judge usually nails flaunting her bodacious body. But the bright white of the dress on those famous hips—combined with the absence of any kind of sleeve to balance it out—made her look more like a glittery ovum, than the hot mama she is. 

The only thing we can say is...

The soft waves help, but even a cap sleeve would've helped save Jenny From the Block from looking like Jenny who went "Bock!"