The two stars—along with Martin Short—cozied up for a photo together, which Gwyneth subsequently uploaded to her WhoSay page along with the note, "Dude. Seriously. I love my life."
Steve, however, tweeted the same picture, but his take on the encounter was very different: "I hate my life."
So is he really not a fan of the Goop goddess?
Oh, come on. Steve adores Gwynnie, of course!
"Any website who thinks my tweet about Gwyneth was a dig at her is officially humorless," he tweeted Thursday.
He even poked fun at himself Sunday, tweeting a photo of himself standing alone in a room with the caption, "At the Vanity Fair Party. The room is filled with enormous egos."
Don't worry, Steve. We get your wit!