Toy Dog, Fake Saliva, Lego Madonna

A toy dog that drools on you. Fun!

By Peter Gilstrap Sep 19, 2008 6:22 PMTags

Hey kids! We don't know about you, but here at the Soup Blog, we love toys, especially ones that vibrate and drool on you, which happen to be the good-time abilities of the Love n' Licks puppy. "How wet will you get?" asks this ad. "So wet you'll need a raincoat!" That's pretty wet. If only Lincoln Logs could have salivated, our childhoods would have been a whole different thing.

And speaking of toys, different things and Madonna, well, prepare to have your Lego innocence shattered.

Lego is giving a nod to its 30th anniversary with a line of celebrity characters that are a far cry from the bland, Fisher-Pricey-looking Lego people of yore. Madonna, Amy WinehousePosh, David Beckham and Brangelina are among them.

Sadly, they don't drool.