Let's all pause for a moment of silence for the tragic, unsung victim of last night's Oscars: Angelina Jolie's left leg.
Now that that's out of the way, let's get down to the business at hand—crowning Angelina Jolie's right leg as the undeniable breakout star of the telecast.
Having already spawned a Twitter feed and parodies of both the instant (The Descendants' winning writing team) and non-instant (Al Roker and Ann Curry's pose-off) varieties, it was inevitable that the lithesome limb would become an Internet phenomenon unto itself. We just weren't expecting it to take hold quite so quickly, as the pervasive meme has already resulted in Jolie's right leg bravely riding tanks through Tiananmen Square, crossing the Delaware and even photobombing legbombing the Oscar stage.
Forget Tebowing, we have officially entered the age of Jolieing. Herewith, the five best of the ever growing bunch…