That is, until we heard word from a trusty NYC source who filled us in on the latest deets of Jakey-poo's secret lunch date. Apparently Jake—who infamously dated the likes of Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift —seems to have snagged a mystery gal outside the limelight:
And apparently she's friggin' stunning. Our New York diner scored a table near J.G. and his lady friend at ABC Kitchen, the Jean Georges eatery at the ABC Carpet & Home store, earlier this week.
"I immediately saw this gorgeous girl because I get girl crushes easily but didn't think anything of it," our babe gushes about Jake's date (whom we're told is an Alessandra Ambrosio look-alike). "She had a fur coat on, a Balenciaga bag and a high pony. Then we sit down and order and my mother notices Jake G. seated with the babe girl."
Well, that's nice and all but we wanna hear how hottie Jake looked! Which our source was happy to do, saying he appeared rather scruffy with a "fuzzy beard sitch" and was dressed in dark, inconspicuous clothes.
But apparently not inconspicuous enough, as Jake was approached by a few fans with whom he happily took pictures. And—get ready to awww with us—he apparently went up and talked to another family's kid.
Too friggin' cute!
"They were leaning close like they were dating," our source gossips to us about the lunchtime couple, who sipped coffee and picked at a piece of cake before getting their shoppin' on.
The twosome spent some time meandering through the home goods section of ABC Carpet & Home before checking out the upstairs levels with bed and bath products:
"They were touchy before they got into the elevator," our vigilant spy spills. "They looked happy."
How très domestic, eh? We are just dying to find out who this new mystery chick is! Care to share, Mr. Gyllenhaal?