In the Closet: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Cross is the new Desperate hottie

By Ted Casablanca Sep 15, 2008 8:49 PMTags
Marcia CrossJon Kopaloff/Getty Images

Marcia Cross stepped out at the Pink Party breast cancer benefit in Santa Monica on Saturday in the hottest hot pink job we’ve ever seen on Ms. M. The slender gal looked absolutely stunning, clearly making her case loud and proud for the glammest housewife on the block. M.C.’s neon-bright dress puts this femme on another playing field of fashion, fer sure, and now that Eva "not pregnant, just fat" Longoria Parker’s been frumped up for D.H.’s fifth season, watch out for Marsh to make her way up the ladder to best-lookin’ lady on the show. Sorry Teri, maybe next year. Or the year after.

—Additional sass by Becky Bain