Fri., Jan. 27, 2012 1:13 PM PST
Are you insatiably hungry for meat that's been rotting on the shelf next to a motion-activated razor? If so, Donald's new product is perfect for you!
This happens to be the same speech he prepared in case he was elected President.
Exclusive: Sopranos Finale Restaurant "Packed"
Doctor Talks Kim's Early Labor
James Gandolfini's 5 Best Moments on The Sopranos
Gilles Marini: James Gandolfini Was Taking Trip to Italy With His Son
Watch James Gandolfini Accept His First Sopranos Emmy
Watch Miss Utah Turn the Tables on Giuliana!