This isn't your grandma's Shirley Temple.
Following in the steps of Toddler & Tiaras' infamous Pretty Woman prostitute pageant wear comes this sinking of the Good Ship Lollipop.
Yes, Miss Kayla's getup is actually quite cute and age appropriate—well, belly-baring midriff notwithstanding. Our concern comes with what the tiny tot actually does in this outfit once onstage...
Apparently her mom decided the Curly Top routine needed to be updated with some video vixen moves. Break it down, drop it like it's hot, shake it like a Polaroid picture, you get the idea.
So is this Shirley Temple revamp too cute or just animal crackers? Sound off in the comments!
Toddlers & Tiaras airs Wednesday at 10 p.m. on TLC.