It's Truth, Lies & Ted Thursday in the Awful Truth, giving your eyes a nice break from reading real words, which we so know Americans just loathe to do when it's not absolutely necessary.

This week: Is David Duchovny's trying to distract everyone from even more devious doings than indulging in Internet naughtiness? And are Will Smith and Jada on the same sex page? Is Ryan Phillippe not as big a playboy as he comes across? So many questions and even more gripes against that bitch in vice presidential heat! Click above the get on the latest goss!