Afternoon Mail! Something's Fishy With the Rumored Timberbiel Engagement!

Readers wonder why Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are staying so quiet

By Ted Casablanca Jan 05, 2012 9:34 PMTags
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Dear Ted:
Is it just me or is there something off about the Timberlake-Biel engagement announcement?
—MooKinda

Dear The Timber Family Tree:
What announcement? All that's gone around so far is sources saying Justin Timberlake put a ring on it, but nothing official from J.T. or alleged fiancée Jessica Biel (or either's camp, for the record, who "know nothing"). Tho, the fact that Grannie Sadie is apparently blabbing the two are engaged seems to give it a little more credibility… All feels kinda anti-climatic, or are we missing something?

Dear Ted:
Alexander Skarsgård
used to get papped all the time, but there hasn't been a single paparazzi photo of him since October. There's been one photo from the True Blood set, and that was a month ago—it's like he dropped off the face of the Earth. Is it because Kate Bosworth is no longer calling paparazzi on him? Is he too busy sexing all the single ladies in L.A.? I need my A.Skars fix!!
—V

Dear Where in the World:
Surprisingly (or, ya know, not at all) Alex tends to be photographed more when he's in a high-profile relaysh than when he's living single. And intentionally so. A.Skars very much enjoys his privacy, but you're sure to see more of him as the Battleship release nears.

Dear Ted:
I admit it might be a bit too soon, but what about Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a rebound guy for Zooey Deschanel. They just seem so perfect for each other.
—Bastiaan

Dear 500 Days of Hollywood:
Perhaps. The twosome did have some great chemistry on the big screen, but I'm pretty sure Zooey isn't looking to tie herself down anytime soon. She's very, very recently single and I suspect she'll enjoy that freedom for a little while.

Dear Ted:
Breaking Dawn is still in theaters after all this time, and unless I'm mistaken you haven't posted anything regarding your Twilight Blind Vicers since it opened. There must be something going on with at least one, if not more, of them. Or are the Twilight Vicers not Vicey anymore? Come on, give us something...
—Best Wishes and Happy New Year, Leigh

Dear Vicey New Year:
Who says I haven't talked about Twi Vicers lately, Leigh? Maybe I just didn't specify that the star was from the blood suckin' series.

Dear Ted:
I have to admit, I was very sad to hear of Katy Perry and Russell Brand's divorce. The English rags seem to think it was Katy's partying that caused the problems. I always assumed it would be Russell's flirty ways. What say you?
—Kay

Dear Takes Two to Tango:
To be honest, K, both of those reasons factored into their eventual split. Neither was willing to fully ditch their habits to make the relaysh work—from what I'm told.

Dear Ted:
Happy 2012! You mentioned a short while back that there were changes coming to the comment board. Is it true? I was hoping for a Twi-free board this year!
—Miss G

Dear Coming Soon:
Good luck shutting up the Twi-hards, babe, but yes, there are changes coming to the boards soon!