So she donned a tiara and got hitched to pal Darin Harvey just for the hell of it?
Well, yes, and here's why...
"I kind of was just calling his bluff because I'm a little nutty!" Glanville reveals.
"For two years he's like, 'Will you marry me?' All right, finally, [while in Vegas] he was like, 'Will you marry me? Let's just do it! I was like, "All right.'"
So, they hot-footed it over to one of Sin City's many wedding chapels, where they were told they didn't have the required paperwork—like a marriage license!
"We don't care" is what they told the clerk, she says, as they knew all along that they were just going to have the marriage annulled after not consummating the union. ("I've never had sex with Darin! Our wedding was our first kiss! We are just friends," she tweeted to one of the 3,000 new followers she said she gained after word of her "wedding" got out.)
So, the longtime friends ("my parents wanted me to marry him forever," she says) said their I-dos with their cab driver standing in as a witness.
Glanville says that she and Harvey were not drunk when they swapped vows, though they went on the hunt for champagne to toast their great idea beforehand. They honeymooned over cocktails at a local strip club later that night.
The once-scorned mother of two wants us to know, however, that her sojourn down the aisle with Harvey was not a rehearsal for things to come.
"I'm actually not gonna get married again, for real," she says. "Marriage is an old-fashioned idea."
Glanville says that she no longer has any hard feelings against Cibrian or his new wife, LeAnn Rimes, whom she considers to be "very attractive."
Though Rimes' Twitter followers are definitely still hating on her, she doesn't hate Rimes, Glanville insists.
But what does Glanville have to say to her critics who are downright pissed that she gave herself a fake wedding? Other than "suck it," that is?
Nothing. "Suck it" about covers it.