Mon., Jan. 2, 2012 2:58 PM PST
Why does everyone get so excited about New Year's Eve? It's always just a bunch of drunk girls in really short dresses getting too drunk to remember what they did the night before. Wait, I take it back. I love New Year's Eve.
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