Dear Ted:
Are King Schlong's male partners different guys each time? Or does he have some regular "friends"? Will he be flaunting a new girl around for awards time?
—Angela
Dear Schlong's Tag Alongs:
He has some repeat customers, but King hardly likes to keep that royal sausage of his reserved for one par-tick person—male or female—for too long. So I would hardly classify his dude-on-dude conquests as regulars, let alone buds.
Dear Ted:
Let's talk hotties Ryan Kwanten and Jeremy Renner. Both are super private (too private if you ask me), which is breeding grounds for bad behavior. Are they current Vicers or future Vicers?
—Grey
Dear Behind Closed Doors:
No monikers yet, but that doesn't necessarily mean these fellas aren't deserving of one. One more so than the other. Here's a hint: he's less hot and he's not on True Blood.
Dear Ted:
I actually have two questions. I read that SWATH was going to be three movies but nowhere have I seen that news since. Is it like all other stuff, in that they will wait to see how the first one does? Also I read that Charlize Theron is a real be-yotch in person so is that true? Seemed kinda like that at Comic-Con.
—Lady!
Dear Black and (Snow) White:
Yes, this Snow White is prepped to be a trilogy, with Kristen Stewart signed on for three flicks. But if her romp with the Huntsman bombs at the box office (tho I highly doubt that'll happen), the studio most likely will rethink sequels. As for Queen Charlize, love her. She's got some sass but she's hardly a monster.
Dear Ted:
I just read somewhere that Emma Roberts dumped Chord Overstreet for Darren Criss. Is this true?
—MooKinda
Dear Glee Guy Swap:
It's not true, Moo...like at all. We love Darren (and are actually pretty surprised he hasn't been linked to too many starlets yet), but he and Emma are hardly compatible. Chord is much more her speed, so don't fret for the Glee guy.
Dear Ted:
So Leo DiCaprio found himself a new Victoria's Secret model, Erin Heatherton. Shocker, right? But with his modelizing ways is it still such a good thing for a young model's reputation to be linked to him? I know being Leo's girl brings attention (and jobs), but he is not the same he was a couple of years ago. Plus I know guys like young women, but how long can he get away chasing underwear models who are way too young for him?
—L
Dear In on the Secret:
I too want Leo to find something a little more serious, heck, maybe even with someone closer to him in age (as crazy as that'd may sound). There are models—or just babes in general—in their 30s who are drop-dead gorge. As for helping or hurting his current Angel's career? Don't be surprised if you see Erin acting soon.
Dear Ted:
I know that you know any board regarding Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart becomes a war zone. However, have you noticed that the recent boards have gone into the pornographic zone? Great examples in the Morning Mail from Friday.
—Hot and bothered in Florida, Billie
Dear Billie Gone Bad:
Whoa, what Bill-babe?! I skimmed the comments and didn't see anything naughty. Just the usual..."passionate" bickering. Forward me the dirty stuff you're seeing so I can take care of it. Thanks, babe!