Chris Polk/Getty Images; Chris Farina/Getty ImagesWhere there's free H'wood crap to pass out, there's The Hills. Dour-puss Lo Bosworth checked out the Verizon Wireless Style Villas on the roof of the Thompson Hotel in Bev Hills this past Sunday, same place we spotted Spencer sis Stephanie Pratt schlepping around all her free goodies.
The manipulative missy pranced around the gifting suite with Brody bestie and former kiss-and-cuddle compadre Frankie Delgado, seriously putting the flirts on him—I know you're all incredibly shocked hearing this. L.B. insisted that Frankie D. teach her how to work the turntables in the Vital Action Performance Water Booth, where anyone could scratch à la SamRo and record their own demo.
Hey, at least Bos-babe ain't considering a singing career, that's the last thing we need. Lo so knows what she's doing, getting in good with Brode's buds to guarantee she won't be ousted from the core group of Lauren Co's cohorts. Smart one, this girl. Never thought we'd think that so emphatically about a Hills-ite. What is the world coming to?
—Additional sass by Matt Donnelly and Becky Bain