How many of you single women out there have dreamed of hooking up with a bona fide Hollywood star? Well, keep dreaming. But if you’ve ever fantasized about becoming the next lucky piece of Brad Garrett arm candy, now is your chance. The Star Search Grand Champion (he took home $100,000, gals—cha ching!) and Everybody Loves Raymond stalwart is currently trying to find somebody to love Brad, launching his own online dating series.
“My show is like the anti-Bachelor show,” the big man (six feet eight inches, and you know what that means) offered. “I'm taking the pathetic quality and building it to a new level.” That’s right, lonely sweeties, prepare yourselves for a revolutionary high in pathetic-ness.
And if you're concerned about your potential BF's colon health (and who wouldn't be?), park your worries at the back door. The G-man has gotten a thumbs-up from a proc doc after a thorough rectal spelunking session, filmed before a live audience. So fire up your laptops and form an orderly queue.