Could you please give me any new gossip on my fave vamp, Nelly Fang? He has been noticeably absent from your site and I am definitely missing his Vicey ways!
Dear It's Understandable:
Maybe that's because Nelly hasn't been working quite as much lately? I really do think Nell's one of those gorgeous, aloof types whodecide to get all dangerous and daring in the sex department when they're super-stressed. But when they're just hangin'? Not as much. That's the dealio with Nelly right now. Plus, he recently got out of a relationship with a major drama partner. He's far more chill these days. Bummer for us, though!
What do you think about the news that Robsten are getting married on the Isle of Wight? Please confirm. Love you!
Dear Love Ya Back:
Well, I think we both need to get plane reservations pronto, honey—to Hawaii! Because it's more likely that's where Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will be exchanging vows. As in they're not. Exchanging vows. It just would be so much more fun to be disappointed there, don't you think?
It seems that Glee's Harry Shum Jr. is making a name for himself, can we say he has an Blind Vice?
Uh, that would be a negative. But then maybe that's good news for you, babe?
Any idea why Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts no longer seem to be friends? I remember they used to be media besties and seemed to share a bond through their similar roots in Australia. Is it nothing more than growing apart, or is one of them to blame? If my hunch about Ms. Kidman is correct, I'm betting it would be her.
Dear Onto Something:
Well, you really should ask Nicole and Naomi, because only they really know all that went down. But this I do know: Some stuff got back to Naomi. Whether or not Naomi tried talking to Nicole about it, I do not know, but I sure hope she did try. Friends are just as hard to lose as lovers (if not harder, in some ways), and they're really worth battling it out for, don't you think?
Is Charlotte "Chuck" Finger-Dingle American? I'm dying to know who she is!
Dear Digitally Moved:
Oh, darlin', ol' Chucky's as American as they come! In a rarefied sort of way.