A short time ago, David Duchovny did a very brave thing. He fessed up to signing up for sex rehab. Few stars in Tinseltown would ever even attempt to consider such a declaration. Fab and ultimately headed in the healthy, right direction, right? Wrong.
Fox news was the first to smell a horny rat when it surmised Duchovny was hyperaware that many in the media, including this column, were eventually going to out the guy's less than stellar sexual habits, so he decided he'd just beat us all to the punch.
And what with D2's latest media-bashing statements from his attorney—that we're all undignified gutter rats whose scurrilous questions are not to be addressed—makes clear David never respected the institution of public information in the first place; it was all just an attempt to squelch, not reveal or humble oneself.
But whatev. I'm a forgiver. Besides, I'm addicted to poker and my husband's ass, I know how difficult these damning sitches can be, babe. Hope ya heal fast, hon!