After all, the Descendants star himself has said that his girlfriend is more than capable of doing it.
So, is that the reason why the actor was spotted sporting a rather gnarly sling on his arm while taking pics with former Baltimore Ravens offensive linesman Jonathan Ogden at the Ravens-Bengals game on Sunday?
On the contrary.
Rather, Clooney's publicist confirms to E! News that the Oscar winner had elbow surgery on Friday. Why, exactly, we're not sure, as no other details were given at this time.
In fact, not only did Keibler not inflict bodily harm on her man, but she went so far as to express her utmost appreciation for the guy.
"You kno its love when your boyfriend has elbow surgery 2 days ago and takes u to a #ravens game...especially when he's a Bengals fan," Keibler tweeted.