Gregg DeGuire / Getty Images Will Smith clearly wants us all to believe that he loves to do the horizontal mambo. With his wife, that is. Will-babe was one of the few men allowed at The Women premiere last week, so he clearly must be doing something right to stay in good with his bossy wife-unit and Women star, Jada Pinkett Smith.
We wanted to know why he and Jay have such a successful relationship. "I mean we just really, really enjoy sex," said the jokester. Ugh, seems to be that Big Willy's style is to chat a little too much about Little Will, eh?
Tom Cruise's BFF was clearly in a relaxed mood since it wasn't his premiere and laughingly added, "Oh sorry, I didn't mean it. I was just playin'."
That's when legendary actress Cloris Leachman popped in adding, "Well I meant it." Looks like you can enjoy sex at all ages then? Shudder. This premiere suddenly got a lot more...interesting. Because...
See, when tiny JPS was rapidly floating down the end of the carpet, we asked her the same marriage-101 Q. She blurted, "I really don't know." How mundane. How very unlike her other fornication-ready half. Hmmm.
They must keep it spicy somehow, so how does her hubby feel about a little girl-on-girl action? Yes, this baby really was hurled at the hottie twosome, we declare. Suddenly, the feisty femme that is J-doll came alive. She seductively turned behind her shoulder giving an all too convincing smoldering look and sassed, "He loves it." Huh? So maybe sex not with each other is what keeps this relationship alive? Kidding, as you know, one can actually rent this kinda fantasy. You don't always have to live it. Right?
—Additional English-screwin' reporting by Taryn Ryder