Yes, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her boy-toy Jionni LaValle had a blowout (not to be confused with Pauly D's hair) in Italy, but that was old news, as the duo made it past the trials and tribulations of public kooka dances.
But now In Touch magazine is saying the two tanned lovebirds have called it quits.
Say it ain't so!
The mag reports that one of the reality star's "friends" said, "It happened after her birthday party last weekend in Las Vegas. They're done!" Reportedly, the (apparently former) meatball's thin new frame is to blame for the parting: "Snooki broke up with him because she is looking better than ever and wants to date someone famous."
Well, when we asked Snooks about the split, she tweeted, "NO, they [In Touch] always lie -_-."
Her publicist, Stacey Wechsler, also denied the breakup to E! News by saying, "This is not true at all. The article quotes a friend who says the split happened at Polizzi's birthday party last weekend in Vegas. And it seems that the reality star's thin new frame is to blame for the parting, absolute no truth to both."
It looks like little guido babies are still a possibility. Fist-pump!
—Reporting by Sharareh Drury