When Carter "Coon Skin Cap" Johnson witnessed a high speed chase, he quickly wrote a well-thought-out description to parlay to the local news station. Then, Carter realized that within the detailed reenactment of this harrowing tale there was nary a reference to '70s TV shows or NASCAR. So, he quickly put on his coon skin cap and left us with this gem.
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