• Lily Allen defends the Elton John incident on her MySpace: "I'm not defending my drunkeness because i don't need to, i'm 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me."
• Lindsay Lohan turned down a $700,000 offer to pose naked for Playboy, so everyone will just have to keep ogling the Marilyn Monroe pictures.
• Judging by these photos of Michael Phelps at the Playboy Club in Vegas, we can probably stop asking if he has a girlfriend.
• We're kinda sick of hearing Jessica Simpson talk about throwing up and farting. It's probably best she just stick to declaring her love for Tony Romo.
• Amy Winehouse requested 48 bottles of Jack Daniels to show up at a three-day music festival. Only now are organizers worried that she might not show up at all or will be in no state to perform.