Whoever said it wouldn't last was right on.
Nicolas Cage's eldest son, Weston, has filed for divorce from his wife of six months, Nikki Williams Cage.
And, judging by their respective Facebook posts, the decision to split up was not one of their "irreconcilable differences."
"The single life is perfect," Williams, having already dropped the "Cage" from her profile, wrote on her Facebook wall.
But, really, that was nothing compared to Weston, who wrote on his own page: "WELL ITS OFFICAL . THE DIVORCE IS SETTLED! ..................LADIES, DADDY IS BACK ahahahhahahaahh oh god! its on."
In court documents filed Oct. 27 and obtained by E! News, Cage listed their date of separation as Oct. 24, their six-month anniversary—even though he wrote back in July that he planned to divorce Williams, whom he also implied at the time was pregnant. They do not have any children, however.
The not-quite-21-year-old Cage, who was arrested in July on suspicion of felony domestic violence and then entered rehab, is also requesting that the judge not order him to pay spousal support.