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Michael Lohan, mug shot

Hillsborough County Sheriff's Dept.

Well, that sucks!

Michael Lohan won't be jumping from his balcony anytime soon—the estranged father to Lindsay Lohan was denied bail by a Florida judge Saturday.

Michael, who never fails to shame himself entertain us, landed back in the slammer a mere 12 hours after being released Thursday (for an arrest Tuesday). The week's first bust was for an alleged physical altercation with on-again/off-again GF Kate Major, when he prompted her to alert the police about him violating a no-contact order.

Lohan reportedly hoped to get out on bail to do scheduled TV appearances speaking about daughter Lindsay's legal problems. But, no such luck. According to Hillsborough County jail records, Daddy Lohan is being held without bond on four charges.

UPDATE (Nov. 8, 2011): A judge granted Major a permanent injunction requiring that Lohan stay at least 500 feet away and refrain from trying to contact her.