Things we learned by watching this video: Madonna does not eat food she can't identify. She still uses the word "whatevs" but is not on board with "totes magotes." Fruit hurts her stomach. She still hates hydrangeas and some animals (not horses). The world doesn't get her sense of irony. And no matter how cool or groundbreaking her legions of fans think she is, to her ageist and looksist teen daughter Lourdes, she's just an unhip, boring, out-of-touch mom who won't stop pestering her to do with homework.
Sounds like a normal mom to us. But what's with the sharing?
The mother-daughter duo released this highly informative (and pretty dang funny) video this morning as a way to launch their Material Girl Lucky Stars Model Search, in which they (or, you know, their people) will criss-cross the nation to scout out the new faces of their clothing line's spring 2012 collection.
The brand's former face—and E!'s own Fashion Police cohost—Kelly Osbourne will also lend a sartorial hand, and is heading up the celebrity panel of judges who'll hit up flagship Macys' across the country during their search, which kicks off Nov. 2.
In the meantime, watch this video for two reasons: it's the only time you'll be able to see someone mouth off to Madonna and get away with it. And it's probably the only time you'll ever enjoy Madonna on film. Sorry Madge, but you made Swept Away, not us.