Today's Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford recently took their goodtime morning fun show to the Pacific Northwest, where they sampled one of the many local delights.
Yes, we're talking about the geoduck clam, which has an enormous neck siphon that always seems to lend itself to certain male anatomy comparisons. Next stop, hilarity!
Of course you know. It was like holding on to your aging husband's enormous, withered...just kidding! Of course, you don't know what it was like. We don't even know what you might be talking about.