So True? So False? Did Teen Bride Courtney Stodden's Booty Get Booted From a Pumpkin Patch?!

Actress and model hopeful turned up at kid-friendly holiday patch, where she proceeded to get pose with the pumpkins and her 51-year-old hubby—but did they really get the boot?

First Facebook, now…a pumpkin patch?

Posting sexed-up bikini shots of yourself online is one thing, but showing the same amount of flesh in a family-friendly holiday haven is quite another, and it's the latter that reportedly got teen bride Courtney Stodden and her hubby Doug Hutchison (her senior of 34 years) kicked out of a pumpkin patch over the weekend.

Her pumpkin patch posing is out of place, to be sure. But did it really get her kicked out of the garden, or can we, um, squash this rumor?

Kids, look away while you still can, because this rumor is…

So true!

Adria Fauldoner of the Lombardi Pumpkin Patch told E! News that the 51-year-old actor and his newly turned 17-year-old bride were asked to leave the patch by security as a result of their "inappropriate behavior."

Which is one way of putting it.

"We try to keep our wholesome reputation," Fauldoner explained. "There wasn't anything in particular they were doing—just inappropriate."

For her part, Courtney seemingly responded to the incident yesterday, tweeting out, "Have a beautifully blessed Sunday!"

"'Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.' John 7:24."

Easier said than done. Especially with these two on the prowl.

—Additional reporting by Sharareh Drury