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ANNA TREBUNSKAYA, CARSON KRESSLEY, DWTS

ABC/ADAM TAYLOR

Last night, America spoke.

What she said was, "Carson Kressley, we don't want to see you dance anymore. You're not good enough. So please leave Dancing With the Stars."

And, sadly, the timing of sassy Carson's departure couldn't be worse. At least according to tactful Tom Bergeron...

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, you'd be soooo great doing Broadway numbers! Flamboyant, brassy show tunes would be right up your alley! I could just see you in a boa doing something from Mame! Why? Well, I mean, everybody knows how much guys like you love that stuff! Er, uh, happy guys. With good taste in music. Hey, I like that stuff too, really. Uh...nevermind.