We were too busy with our bratwurst this weekend to keep up with Lauren Conrad's busy life, so we missed her on Jimmy Kimmel Live! That's why we love the YouTube. Get ready for topless Emmy gowns, Lauren's 'razzi-dodging tips ("drive real fast on the freeway") and Jimmy forcing L.C. to watch a few seconds of Heidi Montag's writhing-on-the-beach video. Classic.

Oh, did we mention that Jimmy puts Spencer's head on a stick?