No doubt you're looking forward to the newly announced Die Hard 5: Wheelchair Armageddon. But until then, get a few thrills from the best of this week's Soup.
1. Sister Wives: Welcome to the sexy polygamy version of Lord of the Flies as one of the many wives dares to suggest possibly enjoying a life ever-so-slightly apart from the clannish Brown tribe. Watch out, sis!
2. The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Young, budding fox Ashley has a tattoo, and her folks aren't happy about it. Apparently she doesn't realize the word "swallow" means something beyond a pretty birdy.
5. Jersey Shore: The Situation and Snooki are at it again, and by "at it" we don't mean crimes against sexuality. Let's just say The Sitch gets a chance to prove his guido cred by speaking with his hands.