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In case you didn't know, vibrant, platinum highlight-rocking Sam Champion handles weather duties on Good Morning America, and he does a hell of a job breaking down the complex meteorological data in a way anyone can understand.

If you naturally assume that involves a vajayjay, you're correct. And apparently as strange as Sam Champion.

Come back tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT for your new Soup, which is always sunny with a chance of violent knee slapping.