Well, that's so not the case...
Hef hit the premiere of The Rum Diary at LACMA in L.A. and dished to us that he hasn't completely ruled out the possibility of wedded bliss.
"I think my notion is that I will not get married again," Hef said. "But you know, who can say? I'm looking for a long-term serious relationship, so that's what it's all about.
"Never say never," he added with a laugh. "I'm a romantic till I die."
Hef walked the red carpet and took photos with girlfriend Anna Sofia Berglund and pal Trisha Frick. "The other lady, Shera [Bechard], is visiting her folks in Canada so she's missing it," he explained. "Pretty upset about it."
As for one Hollywood gal he'd love on the cover of Playboy? "Scarlett Johansson," Hef said. "Because she's gorgeous."
Sorry, Hef. We have a feeling Johansson won't be taking her clothes off for the camera again anytime soon.