ABC; Startraks; WireImage; Getty Images; White SandsAnother whirlwind week is past. Get your bearings right here:
A JOBS WELL DONE: Steve Jobs, the game-changing cofounder of Apple Computers and all-around business whiz, died at only 56 after a long struggle with pancreatic cancer. We've reported on the passings of Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and many more, and never have we seen a more thankful, awestruck and unanimously positive outpouring of tributes for a public figure.
SPECIAL K: Kim Kardashian got married big-time and now we finally all get to see it! In preparation for the big day, meaning Sunday's premiere of Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, the family made the media rounds like it was going out of style: Kim and Kris reswapped vows on Ellen and had a few laughs on The Tonight Show; Kim dished to E! News about, among other things, family planning; and she and her sisters took turns cohosting Today.
JENNER GOLD: Kendall Jenner isn't sitting by the wayside while her big sisters steal the spotlight. Fresh off the Fashion Week runway, the almost-16-year-old modeled slinky swimsuits for White Sand.
LIE HARD: Did Ashton Kutcher cheat on Demi Moore? Are the people who said it wouldn't last totally right?! A number of tabloid covers would have you believe that Charlie Sheen's replacement as the highest-paid sitcom actor on TV stepped out on his wife while partying in San Diego and that their marriage is at the breaking point. Now there's all this who's-following-whom-on-Twitter drama, an epic case of they-said/no-comment, and a game of where's-the-ring.
BUSTED MOVE: Kristin Cavallari was kicked off of Dancing With the Stars already, leaving Len Goodman more befuddled than ever. "Doesn't this country like watching attractive, leggy blondes anymore?!" he's wondering to himself. Hmm, why do you think Kristin didn't have much of a fan following? She should've gotten naked, like Hope Solo.
RECAPVILLE: Relive the magic with recaps of Jersey Shore, The X Factor (Wednesday and Thursday!), Grey's Anatomy, America's Next Top Model: All-Stars, Survivor: South Pacific, Teen Mom, Glee, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dancing With the Stars, Gossip Girl, Sister Wives and The Amazing Race.
MUSICAL NOTES: Britney Spears brought her boys onstage in Budapest (better than showing her girls)...Beyoncé shows off her tummy in her "Countdown" video...Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett duet on "The Lady Is a Tramp"...Sugarland is playing a benefit concert at the site of the Indiana State Fair tragedy...Demi Lovato has a U.S. tour coming up...Ailing Adele has canceled her U.S. tour...RCA Records shutters Jive, Arista and J Records, aka the houses of Britney, Justin and Alicia...Lee DeWyze is now labelless...Evan Rachel Woods tries Justin Bieber on for size...The Biebs and Selena Gomez duet in Brazil, leave the tiger in the wild...Warrant's Jani Lane was found to have died of alcohol poisoning...Kat Von D is making an album...T.I. and Taylor Swift share a stage in Atlanta...Listen to Il Divo's latest, a cover of "Wicked Game."
SCREEN PLAY: Johnny Depp as Dr. Seuss? We like...Johnny Depp comparing photo shoots to rape? No one likes...Jennifer Aniston is the latest to sit Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis...The next James Bond flick could be Skyfall...Robert Downey Jr. may suit up as Perry Mason...Watch trailers for My Week With Marilyn and Contraband...Check out our reviews of The Ides of March, featuring George Clooney and the guy he doesn't like, Movie Star Ryan Gosling and Real Steel, featuring Hugh Jackman and robots.
LAW & DISORDER: Billy Bob Thornton's daughter, Amanda Brumfield, was sentenced to 20 years in prison in the death of her 1-year-old goddaughter...Suspected drunk driver crashes into LeAnn Rimes' house...Pierce Brosnan's wife Keely sues a restaurant over a nutshell...Tom Sizemore gets out of probation early...Griffin O'Neal pleads not guilty to a glut of charges from an alleged DUI accident...David Cassidy believes he's owed more Partridge Family money...Brooke Mueller sues rehab...Swamp People's Nicholas Payne arrested for alleged assault on a cop in New Orleans...Tone Loc cuts a deal in domestic violence case.
FAREWELL: Infomercial pitchman Don Lapre found dead of an apparent suicide in his jail cell, where he was awaiting trial on fraud charges; he was 47...Charles Napier, square-jawed character actor in Philadelphia, The Silence of the Lambs and more, died at 75...Dave and James Franco's dad, Doug Franco, died suddenly at 63.
REAL ESTATE: Dakota Fanning is spending freshman year at NYU in an $8,400-per-month apartment...Matthew Perry is letting his Malibu mansion go for $13.5 million...Ellen DeGeneres is letting go of the Beverly Hills estate where she and Portia de Rossi tied the knot for $49 million...Jason Priestley is asking $2.1 million for his Toluca Lake, Calif., home.