Well, this is something you don't hear everyday!
American Pie actor Jason Biggs' wife Jenny Mollen reveals in a blog on The Smoking Jacket the time she and Jason attempted to get a hooker—and the time they succeeded in getting a hooker.
Jenny reveals her first attempt was a comedic flop, explaining: "The adventure started when I called up my friend Chelsea and asked if she knew any 'massage therapists'."
Although Chelsea clearly understood what Jenny was really looking for, Mullen soon realized: "About thirty minutes in, I started to realize something was wrong. This girl wasn't a prostitute!! This girl was a legit massage therapist!....Chelsea set me up."
Mollen goes on to reveal she and Biggs attempted another three-way rendezvous later while in Las Vegas for a friend's surprise birthday party. After many detailed paragraphs of explanations, like how the woman "was like a shark circling its prey," Mollen ends her essay with a success story and a hint of admiration for the prostitute.
That's what we call a hot and spicy slice of American Pie.