It almost turned into high noon at Saddle Ranch last night.
Bristol Palin had just been thrown from a ride on the West Hollywood's bar's famed mechanical bull when a guy in the crowd screamed, "Did you ride Levi like that?! Your mother's a whore!"
If she wasn't going to just ignore him, couldn't she at least come up with a less cringe-worthy comeback than asking him if he was gay?
"What'd you say?" she asked him. "Your mother's the f--king devil," Hanks exclaimed. "She lives, she breaths," he retored, when Bristol asked what Sarah Palin had done wrong.
"You want her dead?" she asked. Hanks offered, "If there is a hell...she will be there...She's evil."
Then Bristol asked, "Is it because you're a homosexual?" Hanks said, "Pretty much," to which Bristol asserted, "And that's why you hate her."
When he asked why she thought he was homosexual, Bristol said, "Because I can tell you are. That's a nice wife you've got there," she added, gesturing to the man next to him.
After a few more exchanges, with all the profanity coming from Hanks' end, Bristol and her group left the bar.
A rep for Saddle Ranch had no comment on the incident. A rep for Bristol could not immediately be reached for contact.