According to the official website of Dolphin Tale, the new film is the "amazing true story of a brave dolphin and the compassionate strangers who banded together to save her life."

At least that's what they want you to believe, but here at the Soup, we know better. This is the tale of a drug-ravaged rogue dolphin who, well, just watch the thing!

There's plenty more where this came from as Joel McHale brings you an amazing true chapter of Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT featuring strangers who have no compassion whatsoever.