BRAND NEW ON E!
Close your eyes.
Imagine a world where people eat tartar sauce on cupcakes, adult women love to stroll around wearing full diapers, and David Hasselhoff is your doctor.
Then imagine Joel McHale extending his lightly calloused hand to guide you on a personal tour of this delightful freak show.
Now open your eyes. Quickly read the above. Now that you've caught up, you're a mere computer click away from it all coming true!
And don't forget to come back for more stimulation when a new Soup beams your way at 10 p.m. ET/PT!