Over in Sin City, the jailhouse is always brimming with reality show-ready losers, miscreants and lovable F-ups, and tonight's pickings prove it's business as usual.
Topping the evening's guest list is Ann, a spirited woman with a future in television beyond cop shows.
And then we'll either lock her up or try and get her on Jersey Shore Las Vegas. Come on, she's a dead ringer for Snooki.
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