Though its delights are countless, apparently New Jersey can't meet the vacation needs of its real housewives, who are heading to Punta Cana in the D. R. for a little R&R.
That involves chirpy Melissa Gorga doing some considered overpacking, which starts, of course, with the foundation of any good Jersey girl's wardrobe: small panties. That also involves hubby Joe, brother of Teresa, hanging around, which he's quite good at (does this guy ever work?).
And while he's a confirmed mouthbreather, here pal Joey makes good use of his nose.