It takes serious guts to rise to the top in any competitive field, and here's a lady who has them.
Just really, really obscene amounts of guts, which is a positive boon when you're trying to capture the glittering crown of the fattest woman in the world. Which she looks to be about six Ding Dongs and a Cinnabon away from nabbing.
Be forewarned: for most folks, this is shocking footage. For chubby chasers, your race is over.
For Joel McHale chasers, keep on truckin' until the 10 p.m. ET/PT hour when he reappears with a brand new Soup.