It's almost fall, and with the changing of the season comes...some really strange news!
First, there was the latest nude photo scandal to befall yet another Hollywood star who for some reason thought it was safe to snap an X-rated cell phone pic. And now, Bravo is probably kicking itself for canceling The Real Housewives of D.C.
Who knew the Salahis were finally going to give people a reason to watch what happens?!
SCARLETT SPRINGS A LEAK: Even the smart celebs don't always get the picture (so to speak) until it's too late. Scarlett Johansson is the latest hottie to find her naked parts splashed all over the Internet after apparently falling victim to a hacker, one of an alleged ring that's terrorizing young Hollywood with its tech skills. At least one website felt that Scarlett is a victim who doesn't deserve this kind of notoriety at this point in her very successful career and took the photos down. The actress' lawyer is working hard to ensure that other bloggers feel the same. (Rumor has it that Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis are next in line to be mortified. But will those pics be more shocking than ones of Vanessa Hudgens and Dr. Laura Schlessinger?)
FASHIONABLY GREAT: Spring 2012 New York Fashion Week came to an end and we've got lots of scoop straight from the runways and afterparties, including what 6-year-old Toddlers & Tiaras vet Eden Wood thinks of Justin Bieber. And, as always, the Kardashian family took quite the bite out of the Big Apple. Not only did Kylie and Kendall Jenner make their runway debuts, Kris Humphries got an eyeful of Coco's wardrobe malfunction, Mason Disick banged his bean, and Kim cheered her sisters on and returned someone's lost cell phone. Maybe Madeleine Albright will sit up and take notice now, eh?
MISSING PERSON RETORT: More like The Real Housewives of WTF! The Real Housewives of D.C.'s Tareq Salahi had no idea Michaele was with the band! After reporting her missing and telling police he suspected his wife of eight years had been kidnapped, it turned out that his missus had skipped town to join Journey—or, more specifically, Journey guitarist Neal Schon—at a gig in Memphis. Now, a once-devastated Tareq is divorcing Michaele's ass.
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING: Did you see all the awesome new photos from Kim Kardashian's wedding?
AFTERMATH: Reese Witherspoon looked pretty banged up as she loaded her car with gifts, the first time she was photographed since being hit by a car.
THE REAL DEAL: Selena Gomez just wrote Justin Bieber's name on her wrist, she didn't tattoo it...Mark Ballas and Pia Toscano split up...Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez appear done...Sofía Vergara is taking prenatal vitamins for her health, not a gestating baby...Is Joe Manganiello still engaged?...Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald aren't hitched just yet...Evan Rachel Wood talks being bisexual and back on with Jamie Bell...Eva Longoria and Tony Parker don't talk...Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa are not wife and husband...Samantha Ronson isn't engaged to Erin Foster...Britney Spears isn't getting engaged, yet again...Michelle Williams can't help but still miss Heath Ledger...Here's an expert opinion on Ali Lohan surgery speculation...The Biebs is up for getting married in eight years.
BABY BOOM: Natalie Portman's little Aleph shows his face in Switzerland...Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz stepped out in Sarajevo for ice cream with baby Leo...January Jones welcomed son Xander Dane Jones...It's Always Sunny's Glen Howerton and wife Jill Latiano welcomed son Miles Robert...Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany strolled around NYC with baby Agnes...Ali Landry's baby bump makes her the perfect spokeswoman for cocoa butter...Chuck's Sarah Lancaster and hubby Matthew Jacobs welcomed son Oliver Michael...Shayne Lamas was bumpin' along in Cabo San Lucas with hubby Nik Richie.
OOPS: Britney still hasn't figured out this whole getting-in-and-out-of-cars thing. She has figured out the wearing-underwear thing, so kudos for that.
FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY: Demi Moore still has the ability to floor her fans with a topless tweet.
TV LAND: HBO got a major jump on the competition at the Creative Arts Emmys...Vegas is going to need a bigger sign now that crooner Landau Eugene Murphy Jr. is the new America's Got Talent champ...Rachel Reilly wins Big Brother 13...Michael Stagliano and Holly Durst won the money on Bachelor Pad, but Blake Julien got the girl...Charlie Sheen was hoping for a Jay Leno-like resurgence after that moment in time when he admittedly couldn't shut up...Don't forget, his Comedy Central roast premieres Monday...Christina Aguilera is safe in her spot on The Voice...Dancing WIth the Stars now features Metta World Peace...Cher still fiercely defending Chaz Bono as DWTS approaches...The Real Housewives of New York may be dropping Alex, Kelly and Jill...Gérard Depardieu and Anderson Cooper make good TV...Cooper also makes for good wax...Holly Robinson Peete doesn't know why she was fired from The Talk...Neil Patrick Harris gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...Henry Winkler gets an OBE...The FDA finds Dr. Mehmet Oz's apple juice claims hard to swallow...More scoop on this thing called The X Factor...Ian Somerhalder spills The Vampire Diaries secrets...Exclusive Glee scoop and sneaks...Before Glee, Heather Morris rocked implants...Modern Family's Sarah Hyland mocks Lea Michele's red carpet signature...Kat Von D, whose LA Ink ended this week, once tattooed Lady Gaga...The Voice winner Javier Colon is headed to The Playboy Club...Congrats to Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes of Angola...The Biggest Loser's Sam Poueu fell off a roof when he tried to get back into an apartment he was locked out of the hard way...SPOILER ZONE!
FAREWELLS: Andy Whitfield, Welsh-Australian star of Spartacus: Blood and Sand, lost his battle with non-Hodgkins lymphona; he was 39; his costars fondly remembered him...Cliff Robertson, an Oscar winner for Charly in 1969 and later Tobey Maguire's uncle in Spider-Man, died at 88; Frances Bay, comedic character actress who played Adam Sandler's grandma in Happy Gilmore, died at 92...Mary Fickett, an original member of the All My Children cast, died at 83...Five TV stars who passed before they were 50.
SCREEN PLAY: Johnny Depp is a dapper vamp in Dark Shadows...Principal photography on The Hunger Games is done...New Bridesmaids footage...Tyler Perry is richer than Jerry Bruckheimer...Read reviews of Drive and Straw Dogs.
MUSICAL NOTES: We had the world premiere of Joe Jonas' "Just in Love" video...Watch Amy Winehouse's final music video, "Body and Soul" with Tony Bennett...John Mayer is out of commission with a throat condition...Read Sinéad O'Connor's Twitter feed at your own risk...Calle 13 leads the nomination field for the Latin Grammys...Michael Jackson's mom and kids are getting $30 million from his estate...Jamie Foxx will host the Jackson tribute concert in Wales...Amy Winehouse's parents are launching a charity and making the rounds...Lady Gaga, Usher and Bono have signed up for the William J. Clinton Foundation benefit concert at the Hollywood Bowl...Madonna apologized for hating on hydrangeas and insulting the fan who gave them to her...Cyndi Lauper says emotions mucked up her national anthem performance at the U.S. Open...Demi Lovato topped Selena Gomez for an ALMA Award.
LAW & DISORDER: Matthew Fox is in the clear criminally but now being sued by the bus driver who claims he smacked her...Former SYTYCD choreographer Alex Da Silva convicted of rape...Teetering on prison's edge, Redmond O'Neal cops to doing drugs in rehab...T.I. is out of prison, again...Alexis Dziena is super-freaked out by her own dad...Lingering Brüno lawsuit dismissed...The Situation has had enough of Abercrombie & Fitch's hypocrisy...Paul Wall and Baby Bash busted for pot possession...Who would steal all of Lass Bance's tires?
SURREAL ESTATE: Peter Gallagher's Zen-by-way-of-Brentwood home is on the market for $4.1 million.
SEEN: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux at a launch party for her stylist's new line at Bloomingdales on 59th Street, then eating dinner at Il Mulino in Greenwich Village...Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper talking business at dinner at Per Se in NYC...Julia Roberts and Danny Moder with kids Phinnaeus, Hazel and Henry out to breakfast in L.A....Halle Berry putting most other bikini wearers to shame in Majorca...Jesse Spencer catching waves in Malibu...Sienna Miller smooching Tom Sturridge on a London street...Kate Hudson, Kate Moss, Bono, Sir Paul and more celebrating Stella McCartney's birthday at Asprey House in London...Marc Anthony and Will Smith watching the Patriots-Dolphins game together in a VIP box at Miami's Sun Life Stadium...Emma Roberts and little sis Grace walking in NYC...Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale getting inked together at Bang Bang in Manhattan.