Let's start with the positive: The Toddlers & Tiaras star is a huge fan of Selena Gomez. When E! News asked who her favorite singer was, Eden answered "Selena" without hestation. Why?
"She is pretty," she told us, adding that if she actually met her, she'd pass out. "I want to be her."
But don't get her started on Selena's guy, Justin Bieber...
"I would punch him," she told us of what she would do if she ever saw him. "He's stupid!"
She also doesn't care for Miley Cyrus. When asked if she liked the "Party in the USA" singer, Eden replied: "No, she smoked a bong!"
The pintsize performer danced, modeled and sang in a Toddler Fashion Week show today in NYC, presented by Cicciabella. But she says she doesn't want to be a model and wants to "do music" instead.
But it's not all playing dress-up for this precocious girl. When she's not performing or singing, what's her favorite thing to do?
"Go play," Eden tells us. "Play in the mud!"
—Reporting by Melissa Unger