Scarlett Johansson

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Scarlett Johansson is the latest victim in a cell phone hacker ring thought to be responsible for stealing photos from female celebrities. Nude photos which she appeared to have taken of herself have surfaced on the internet and now Scarlett has enlisted the help of the FBI to find out how someone hacked into her phone. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume whichever agent got assigned to that case is pretty stoked. This will definitely be a case of the FBI taking their work home with them...and right into the shower. I would think by now that people would learn that if you are a celebrity, you cannot have naked pictures of yourself in your phone. But since nobody seems to be learning, maybe we should just cut out the middle man and invent a mirror with a cell phone already in it. I know Scarlett must be embarrassed, but at least she looks good in the pictures. She looks much better than I did back when I actually had to have film developed, forgot about the nude photos of a "friend" and was humiliated in a Rite-Aid.

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