Who are we kidding—it's Cameron friggin' Diaz. Even tho Us Weekly reports the toned and tan movie star has split from longtime BF Alex Rodriguez, we're sure she'll bounce back in no time. So how do we feel about the supposed breakup?
It's about damn time!
See, we dig funny lady Diaz. She's goofy and gorgeous and has dated some seriously hot stars. OK, maybe we're just jealous of the babe, but that's exactly why we were rooting for these two to run out of steam. Is that evil of us?
Thing is, we've got high standards for Cam's potential suitors, and A-Rod did not meet them.
She deserves a dashing dude, not a dawg. Which Stray-Rod so is. Maybe now Cameron will finally get a clue and ditch the womanizers and mamas boys (we're looking at you, Justin Timberlake) and land herself a real movie star man.
So what caused the split?
According to the tabloid, "She's very busy with her career, and he's had injuries and wants to focus on his game. They're dedicated professionals."
Whatever, Alex can go play with his balls by himself while Cam gets her flirt on on set. She's hanging with J.Lo these days, so we know these single gals can tear up the town.
And at least we won't have to suffer through any more popcorn-feeding ordeals. It really turned us off from our fave snack for a while.