Hey, did you hear the news? A little show called Two and a Half Men (you know, only the most popular sitcom in the country) is returning with a new male lead. Some unknown going by the name Ashton Kutcher. Perhaps you've heard of him?
Well, he's not letting his missus hog all the press today, and this morning, with just one week to go before the highly anticipated, warlock-free season premiere, CBS released the brand -new show opener, with Kutcher making his "singing" debut in front of the famous red curtain.
So how'd he do?
Well, we're not sure if his character plays a used car salesman or not, but let's just say, there's enough cheese and warm smarminess in that smile of his to make us forget all about Charlie Sheen Harper.
Which means now we've got 11 good reasons to tune in next week.