We've so been on Ryan Gosling kick this week.
Can you blame us? Not only is the man candy pretty easy on the eyes, but he's got that bad boy 'tude that we can't help but love. Which is why it seems so tres bizarre that he brings T-town's hottest babes to...Disneyland?!
What's the deal with his Mickey Mouse obsession? And why does George Clooney get Ry's trousers wet?
Let's tackle the happiest place on earth first.
In case you didn't know, Ryan has a habit of bringing some of Hollywood's most eligible ladies—like Blake Lively (here) and Eva Mendes (here)—on dates to Disneyland. So when the Drive actor sat down with E! News' Ben Lyons, we obviously wanted an explanation.
But Ryan didn't have much to say:
"I'm in a relationship with Disneyland," he gushed. "I grew up there, I'll keep going—I go all the time. That's all."
Guess we'll have to renew our season passes to see what lucky chick he brings next.
We wonder if Ryan's been passing on his Disney dating tip to his The Ides of March director, costar, and fellow bachelor, George Clooney.
Who knows, but what we do know is that George had Ryan soaking wet.
Get your mind out of the gutters, it's totally prank-related.
"I guess you've heard that he's a big practical joker. But it's true," Ryan dishes on George. "He would give you direction, come up to you and he's telling you how to play the scene and it's great direction and you're right there and ready to shoot.
"And he walks away and you realize he's been spraying your pants with a spray Evian bottle the whole time he's talking to you. And then you have wet pants. And then he calls action."
Love it! Might we suggest you two move your antics to a Disney double date? We're looking forward to it!