Oh come on, people. Our beloved True Blood had a tragedy not long ago, when crew member Jesse James Cartwright lost his life earlier this year, leaving behind a large family. So, real-life couple Anna Paquin and Bill Moyer are serving themselves up for an auctioned lunch date, just to help out!
Pretty cool, huh?
Well, yes and no...
So far, the bidding's up to a little over three grand, and we at the A.T. find this just plain paltry! Go in there and bid higher, people!
Don't forget: You not only get to have a private meal with Sookie and Bill, you also get to visit the set. How cool is that?
Even cooler is the fact that Alexander Skarsgård and Kristin Bauer will also be throwing in their benevolent services, as their lunch-time togetherness will soon be auctioned off, as well.
Do you think that order's intentional? Saving the big-money ticket for last?
If so, must say we A.T.ers just don't agree. After all, Bill and Sookie are the greatest love story of all time, right? Who wouldn't want to be a part of that?
Sweaty, muscled hunks and their bitch-tarts, like Skars and Pam, are a dime a dozen, right? We say go for true love and buy Bill and Sook!
(Like anybody's gonna listen to us.)